I love Springtime & I especially love all the fairs & fetes that pop up all over Sydney.

Did you know that the global average size for the male penis is 3½ inches? Not that there’s anything wrong with that size but I’d imagine some men might want a little help with the matter.

Touch therapy, haven’t heard of it, I’m not surprised most people haven’t. So what’s all the fuss about then.

You may know one of these people, someone who can’t stop looking at themselves in the mirror while they’re having sex with you….um hello you’re not the only play thing here.....look at me for f@#$% sake!!!

How many times have you been getting down doing the dirty & one of the positions you’ve been trying to get into is a pain in the bum to achieve? Makes things difficult & awkward doesn’t it, not if you have some of these babies!

As technology evolves around us at an ultra-fast pace, there are certain trades that are taking full advantage of this movement & changing the face of their industries.

Most of us are familiar with the idea of Yin & Yang. Two opposing forces or energies, working in unison & harmony to complement one another. Never heard of a Yin & Yang massage, then let me explain.

Ever thought of filming your own amateur porno but from a very raunchy point of view……then this is may be the toy for you.

If you have a furry roommate living with you, then you may have experienced some of the weird behaviour they can exhibit when you’re trying to get your groove thing on. This is one such account of a woman & her dog!

I tend to think that most of us have fetishes of some sort, some of them more obscure than others. Foot fetishes are, despite social awareness, probably the most common fetish of all.

They were a common thing during the disco 70’s. I’m sure we’ve all watched Studio 54, whilst not a swinger’s club you can imagine from some of the scenes, how crazy the swinger’s clubs were back then. Today’s swinger’s clubs are a different animal altogether.

I’ve never touched him, never inhaled him, never whispered my desires in his ear….but I’ve watched him, caressed him in my thoughts, imagined him inside me.

Have you ever come across a position on the net & thought, geez this looks complicated? Well a sex or love swing can help you get into all kinds of awkward but fun positions.

Once upon a time, many moons ago when you needed to replenish your secret porn stash, you crept to an adult store. Ahhh, memories, well that was back in the day, so where are all the sex shops?!

Not everyone believes in the seven-year itch, either they don’t believe in it or they just haven’t reached it yet. Having personally endured this horrible itch, I can tell you 100% it’s fact not fiction.

This little gem is basically two functions in one. Who wouldn’t want a body massager & sex toy all in one, well I do anyway!

 If you are the proud new owner of a 20th Century penis then here are some handy aftercare tips & instructions!

NO. It's as simple as that, size does not matter. It's all really about the foreplay and it's definitely about how you use your tool.

I posted this story a while back & it was an instant hit. I'm very blessed to have so many new readers & it's because of all you new readers i thought i'd re-post this article as i know many of you wouldn't have read it. I just know you're all going to love it, i mean who doesn't love a good yarn, especially when it when it actually happened! Read it & weep....literally, in hysterics! 

If you’re in a relationship & you’ve got another couple as friends that you love to hang out with, then you’ll want to read on for some perfectly quirky double date ideas.