Unlocking the Secrets of Sleep Masturbation: A Sensational Journey into Your Nocturnal Desires!

Hey, perves! Let's talk about something that might make you raise an eyebrow—sleep masturbation! Yep, it's a real thing and it falls under the category of sleep sex or "sexsomnia" (sounds like a weird superhero, right?). It's when someone unknowingly engages in some solo fun while they're fast asleep.

Now, before you freak out and start checking your sleep habits, let me reassure you that sleep masturbation, along with sleep walking and sleep eating, belongs to a group of sleep disorders called parasomnia. Basically, it's like your body decides to have a wild party while your brain's taking a snooze.

The thing is, when you're caught up in this nocturnal naughtiness, you're not aware of it at all. And sometimes, you can't be woken up from it—like you're in your own secret pleasure zone.

The official records show that sleep masturbation made its debut as a clinical disorder in 1986. Imagine that, sleep scientists discovering your late-night escapades!

In 2010, a study revealed that sleep masturbation and sexsomnia are more common than you'd imagine. About 7.6% of patients at a Toronto sleep lab confessed to having this sexy slumber party. So, rest assured, you're not alone in your nocturnal adventures!

But what are the reasons behind this night time naughtiness. Stress, anxiety, lack of sleep, crazy sleep schedules, and even some "party favors" (alcohol and certain drugs) could be contributing factors. It's like your sleep cycle decides to go on a bender.

If sleep masturbation is causing issues, don't worry—help is available by addressing underlying sleep disorders, medications, and possibly depression or anxiety.

But, hey, before you turn this into a panic attack, remember that sleep masturbation is relatively harmless. Although it could be a tiny bump in the road for your relationship if your partner's not cool with it. Imagine trying to explain that one!

In extreme cases where sleep sex involves others, it could lead to some serious problems, like sexual assault. There've even been some crazy cases where sexsomnia was used as a defence in rape trials. Talk about a courtroom drama!

So, fans, the bottom line is, if you find yourself unknowingly participating in this sleep sex symphony, don't fret. It's not as rare as you might think and there are ways to address it if it becomes an issue. Sleep tight and try not to have too much fun while dreaming!

 

Love,
Lexi, XX