Office Sex

Passion is hard to control. Sometimes desire catches up with us in the most unexpected places. Your own office, for example.

But what can two burning with desire colleagues do if ducking out for a quickie is not an option?

Well, really there are only two options. You can either wait it out hope it passes. Or throw yourself to the lovers game right there at your workplace. Risque? Absolutely. If you get found out, what a scandal food for gossips, and potential disciplining. And not the kind we like ;)

But if your fire is so strong that you can no longer contain it, then you could get a little creative.. The main thing is, plan be cautious and DON’T GET CAUGHT. You will have an unforgettable cascade of emotions. The possibility of getting caught, adds that extra spice to the action.

Step one. Plan Ahead.

Yes of course spontaneity is what will inspire the moment. But you need to have a plan in mind for when the situation arises :) You will have needed to make the ground work ahead of the urges, to ensure smooth action for when the moment is right.

Has the boss gone on a business trip? Are many people currently off on sick leave, holiday leave or working from home perhaps? Perfect time to have a little bit of office fun. However if there are deadlines, the office is crowded and just too many floating about, then of course it’s not ideal time to get naughty.

Logistically speaking, don’t forget to check out for the security cameras. They can be super high tech and not easy to spot at a first glance. So check well for cameras. I mean you don’t want to end up on a boardroom table with the VC streaming you live to the other side.

Do not talk.

The spicy idea about potentially getting caught, vs actually getting caught and then potentially having to look for a new job, is not what we want here. And so then the rule is simple, do not talk, do not spill the details to anyone. Doesn’t matter how juicy the tea is. Keep the secret. Do not even joke about it or hint. This can be used against you, so do not give anyone the ammunition.

Gossip in the office travels like lighting. So avoid it at any cost. Do not draw attention to yourself, keep your romantic interests to yourself. Basically once you make it a general knowledge that you have the hots for so and so, the office Karen will be watching you both closely.

Basically keep your fling under wraps, no matter how close you are to some of your other co-workers. Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy the wild ride.

Do not break the law.

Alright, say the worst case scenario and your secret has been found out. To minimise the damage and play in your favour would be that I you have respected the law in the process. Ie, do not break into locked office space, after hours. Extreme sex on your office building communal roof top is also not a great idea. Or areas that off limits to you generally, anything that would increase liability for your employee in terns of you being there it is not a good idea.

Trust me, if found out, your boss will not share your enthusiasm. And it will not help in your career development. However if your escapades  did not involve any law breaking, then you could be off the hook with a slap on the wrist and smirk.

Make it fast.

I do love a good warm up, it is very very sexy to me. However, you may have to drop it in this instance. Leave the slow sensual kissing and teasing for another occasion. Precision and speed is everything here. Easy access to necessary body parts, I’d recommend a flowing dress or a skirt. No panties necessary. Oh much easier than pencil skirts and the rest. For guys it’s easy, just unzip.

So make it fast, and try not to scream. Do not take any incriminating evidence!

Have fun out there! And of course have fun responsibly.

Lexi, XX