Make Australia Cum Again
Whether you’re keen on the Liberals, Greens or even Clive Palmer, I have a party that you can’t ignore. Our goal is to Make Australia Cum Again. The votes may be coming in and it might be a little hard to get your head off of the political, economic and social fate of Australia for the coming four years. Whatever your political beliefs Michelle’s, RPM and Nirvana have got your head, and your other head, covered.
Make sure you put your vote in the right box this election. Whatever your political interests, we have a representative for you.
- If you want to make Australia Great Again @Michelle’s you will be guaranteed a better go, maybe even two, or three.
- If you're seeking tax rebates and the ability to get Australia back on the road to success, drive to RPM for a Real Promiscuous Massage.
- If you seek a more environmentally conscious Australia you’re guaranteed to find a natural source of energy at Nirvana.
The votes are being counted, you can’t get it out of your head - but you can get it off your head. Push your political views aside and come seek sanctuary at one of our parlours, remember to ask us about our policies and luxury extras.
Who knows there might even be a swing vote. Make Australia Cum Again visit us today!
Lexi, XX
