Tesla X-rated Video driving hits to Pornhub  

   The future becomes a little more realistic every day - with self-lacing shoelaces, vitamin-vape cigarettes, “hoverboards” and self-driving cars. As we become accustomed to these advancements, it’s only natural that our social interactions receive the same upgrades. Of course, the first interaction to experience this benefit would be sex. The technological advancement of self-driving cars was put to the ultimate test when attention was completely off the road and focused on the act of quicky car sex.

    Last month a video featuring adult film star Taylor Jackson and her boyfriend having sex in their Tesla Model X on autopilot appeared on Pornhub. Of course, there was a storyline, “tinder date cums in me in tesla” and for at least three minutes of action, the driver's hands are off completely off the wheel. Elon Musk responded to the Tesla X-rated publicity tweeting “Turns out there are more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined, Shoulda seen it coming”. Pornhub reports over 3 million hits to the video since its upload late April.

   There is no longer a need to try and focus on the road when getting a blow job. Just pop it onto autopilot and focus, both hands and eyes, on the body. Now that’s a damn good reason to buy a Tesla.

What's next? Self-lacing bondage kits?? YES PLEASE.

 

Lexi xx