THE MOST DANGEROUS SEX POSITIONS FOR MEN...Part 2.
*THE STANDING WHEELBARROW- I know this sounds like a super cool manoeuvre to pull off but it’s not, it’s damned dangerous. Yes, it must look great having your lover on all fours and then lifting them up by the legs in a wheelbarrow position while you flex your muscles and ram your hard shlong into their moist nether regions. I agree it must look fantastic watching yourself in the mirror, but why not just stick to conventional doggie, so much less hassle! Don’t argue with me Sir I’m about to tell you why it’s a haphazard.
THE RISK FACTOR…..Ok I get it, it seems like a fun position and your girls vaginal muscles are super tight when in the wheelbarrow position but let’s have a look at the facts. You are carrying all her weight even though you’re only holding onto her legs because her whole lower torso is also resting on your pelvis and she can’t do any moving so is solely reliant on you doing the movement. With all that pressure on your arms and body there is bound to be a slip up and when it happens your lady falls straight on her face, her nose probably, bending your cock backwards as she goes down like the Titanic! You get my point now Sir, yeah I thought so!
*THE BALLET DANCER- Ok even I must admit this is a hot position. The Gods have granted you a gift my friend if your lover can pull this off! So If your girls flexible enough it’s amazing seeing her lift her leg all the way up to her shoulder leaving herself open to you nuzzling away at her luscious kitten downstairs. Next thing to do is to slide your cock right into her while her legs still in position, bam instant gratification because you don’t have the obstruction of her other leg, you can slam so deep inside her it’s not even funny! Is anyone else having a reaction in their pants?
THE RISK FACTOR…..This is an obvious risky position, I mean think about it your lady luck is standing on tip toe on one foot with her freaking leg in the air next to her head while you slip and slide in and out of her!!!! How does that sound normal and not dangerous? If she loses her balance you are both going down like a sack of balls in a minus 20 snowstorm. It’s like when someone is drowning, they latch onto the person nearest to them and take them down with them, your lover will do the same thing as she has no footing and you are the handiest thing for stability. Let’s imagine what happens to your dick when it crashes into the floor because by that stage it’s obviously slipped out of her and it’s colliding directly with the floorboards….wow, that sounds like a trip to the emergency room.
Remember take care of your member!
Love Lexi XXX
