UNUSUAL SEX TOYS...

     Ok so I’m pretty sure I’m not the only female out there that has ever lain in bed going at it with my vibrator and thought, geez wouldn’t it be perfect if I had a tongue flicking my clit right about now! The problem lies in the fact that I’m entirely on my own and don’t have the time to dial a friend. This scenario is very real and utterly frustrating, I mean wouldn’t it be amazing if there was a sex toy that mimicked the action the tongue made specifically for home alone moments……surprise, there is a sex toy made just for this job!

     This toy reminds me of one of those tiny portable fans that you can hold in your hand, you know the ones. It essentially operates in the same way. So what it is, is a succession of tongues that rotate like a Ferris Wheel whilst encapsulated in a comfy handheld device. Imagine laying there rubbing one out, if you aren’t a 1minute kind of gal your hand is eventually going to tire, right. Solution, pull out your tonguing machine! Just squirt a nice big dollop of lube on your friend downstairs and turn on the toy and off you go, cunnalingus heaven. Or so I’m assuming anyway. Now I haven’t actually had the pleasure of testing this toy out, but I reckon if the silicone tongues are soft and pliable enough and the rotation works well along with various speeds, then I think it should be a winner. My only concern is the possibility of getting your flaps caught in a high speed fan type of object, yep that is a definite concern of mine and it’s a fair one I think don’t you?

     Now, now ladies and gents, don’t all go rushing out to get one of these beauties will you….LOL!

 

 

Love Lexi XXX