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LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX...FOOD AND SEX TO BE PRECISE.

     Ok so considering the huge number of people in our modern society that have food allergies I think it’s prudent to find out about your lover’s allergies if they have any. Trust me you may think it silly but I assure you it’s not sexy having to call an ambulance when your partner is going into anaphylactic shock, especially if you two are little freaks in the bedroom and are in a let’s say, compromising position. Sorry peanut butter lovers but you might have to give sucking your favourite spread out of your lover’s orifices a miss if there’s allergy issues.

     Allergies a problem, not to worry there’s always fruit! So what fruit to use, well let’s stay away from citrus. I know tangy goodness sounds delicious but it also sounds painful. Lemon squirt in the eye, no thank you. Now I’ve never had citrus on my genitals but I’m simply assuming that if it stings in the eye it may also sting in the eye of your cock or even the clit, heaven forbid you happen to have a tiny cut, ouch. If you’re looking for something just as juicy without the haphazard side effects, look no further than a ripe juicy red papaya. Choose a nice soft, sweet smelling red papaya, get rid of the seeds and let the juice run free, yum tropical goodness running all down your body and into little hidden crevices. You could do the same with pineapple if you’re a fan of sweet and sour on your palate. My personal favourite tropical fruit to use during sex play, mangosteens, their juicy pulpy segments make for easy concealment amongst soft fleshy vaginal folds.

     The more obvious and more commonly selected food for sex would definitely have to be berries. Obviously there’s the strawberries and cream combo, I think freshly whipped cream is the way to go with this duo, and naturally very ripe strawberries are an absolute must.  You want some juice running down your chin when biting into them. Don’t neglect all the other berries, they can play a pivotal part in your fun and games too. Another obvious choice is chocolate, but there are all manner of spreads to choose from these days. For the super health conscious and other food fad fans, there’s almond butter and coco butter and I suppose if you’re into the full fat thing you might consider actual butter. Weird but I guarantee there’s someone out there using butter to lube their loins.

     Now I know there’s going to be someone out there crying out about the fact that I omitted to mention the humble vegetable. It’s not that I’ve forgotten the vegetable, I haven’t I just think that they’re for a whole different segment. In saying that please ensure all your vegetables are washed and fully sterilized prior to any insertion. Remember safety first.

 

 

 Think food for sex beautiful people!

 

 

Love Lexi XXX