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IS IT A SEX TOY, OR WHAT IS IT?

     I’m simply confused by this one, is it a sex toy? Either way I’m going to say whoever created this thing, had nothing better to do. So judging by the picture I’ve concluded two things, it’s either a device to increase your bust or an extremely lazy sex toy.

     Let’s just say it’s a bust enhancer, how is this thing even going to work. So you seem to be able to use it by pulling skin from your back to create larger cleavage in the front. Um yeah, not going to work. You simply can’t push back skin to the front of your chest to give yourself bigger boobs, it’s physically impossible unless of course you mutilate yourself to take chunks of your back fat in order to shove it in your breasts! Breast enhancer theory debunked!

     Now if this is a sex toy, well I just don’t know what to say. If it’s a lazy man’s tool, because let’s face it a woman would never design such a sex toy, for titty stimulation then I’ve just wet myself playing the images in my mind. Unfortunately, the design begs itself to ridicule because the thing is, you need to use your actual hands to use the plastic hand simulator toy. Completely defeats the purpose of finding new ways to play with boobs with the least amount of physical movement because you still have to use your hands, to use the hands, make sense? The only people these plastic hands help, are complete germaphobes with extreme OCD. If you know one of those people, then you know what to get them for Christmas now don’t you….hahaha

     Is this a job, I mean does someone get paid to design these useless objects? Wait I’m being a tad unfair, these hands make the best arse scratchers EVER, there I’ve found a use for them!

 

Happy scratching my lovers!

 

 

Love Lexi XXX