FUNNY THINGS DOGS DO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE SEX!
So I’m at my girlfriend’s house and we’re on the lounge and it’s getting heavy, next stop bedroom. The thing is that she’s got this freaky looking little Pug who doesn’t like me very much, must be the whole I’m the only man in her life thing. Anyway she’s super attached to the thing and he goes everywhere with her, including the bed! So we get into the room and we’re undressed, my cocks throbbing and my girls all over it. I’m feeling amazing but the thing is, I can see Gary giving me death stares, now considering my todger is on full display, his staring gives me pause for thought. So I ask my girl Anna if he can get down on the ground, the answer is no, apparently he’s so small and can’t bear to be away from her….plus, he doesn’t take up much room and won’t be a bother.
I don’t want to get into an argument and I don’t want to lose momentum right, so just go with it. Sex is always amazing with Anna, she loves riding my face and I’m more than happy to oblige her. As she’s grinding on my mouth I start to hear a really faint growling, so I stop her and tell her I think Gary is upset, Anna says no that’s just his snoring. He’s not asleep, I can see his bug eyes glowing in the dark at me. Ok so I can’t get through to her, she’s starting to get a bit shitty at all the interrupting I’m doing, so I shut up and let her do her thing.
Now Anna’s on top of me, reverse cowgirl, pounding away, I’m moaning, she’s groaning, I’m so close to coming now. Wrong!...out of nowhere Gary starts running up and down the bottom of the bed where he’s been laying quietly up till now. He’s bouncing all over the place and I’m like what the fuck is going on. Anna seems to find this amusing…aw look babe, how funny, Gary wants to join in! I’m not laughing, I tell her he’s got to get off the bed but she’s adamant that she’s close to climaxing and will lose it if we stop. Now you’d think my hard on would have given way after all the disruption right, not so, Anna is a fucking fox so it would take a lot to get my soldier to stop saluting when she’s dripping juice all over me.
Ok gotta get her image out of my head, so back to Gary. He’s still running a muck on the bed, Anna’s screaming as she orgasms, I’m not far off and then….. I feel something sloppy and wet on my neck, I hear heaving. I open my eyes and Gary is vomiting on me. Yep, you read right! Anna jumps off my dick, which has jumped off my body and run away, starts freaking out, but not about me being puked on but because poor Gary seems to be ill. And that was it, I was left naked and vomit covered while my girl tended to her sick puppy. She got to finish and I got thrown up on.
What’s the moral of this story, don’t date girls with dogs, don’t screw on a bed that has a dog on it, screw standing up or blow quickly before any trouble starts. I don’t know you tell me what the moral is here, all I know is that therapy is expensive and Gary the evil Pug hates me. FML!!!
Ha Ha, thank you Gary the Pug for giving us a sensational story to laugh at!
Beware of Dog Lovers…hehehe
Love Lexi XXX