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     So I’m picturing Patrick the pink Starfish from SpongeBob SquarePants wrapped in latex, ball gagged and tied to a four poster. I’m a little bit of a perv, but apart from the SpongeBob reference I’m pretty sure we all feel a little randy when thinking of someone we really want to fuck, splayed out on some surface with all that their mother gifted them completely on display, vulnerable and ready to play!

     Let’s not deny the obvious, the Starfish is such a super sexy and versatile position, lazy it may be but boring it is not! I mean come on there’s so many different things you can do to make this position playful. Example, tie your lady or man to the bed with something soft or at least not too rough in texture, make sure you secure both hands and feet, and you know what I like to do, let the binds loose a little but not loose enough for them to be able to actually touch themselves. At this point you’re going to be able to just about do anything you want to tease your playmate, think feathers or hot wax and pussy whips, I personally love blindfolds so that I can’t see what’s coming. You can prolong giving them that head that they crave so much, kill them with a bit of ass licking and maybe even some masturbation in front of them. Put some porn on for yourself to watch and your starfish to hear, describe everything that’s happening on the screen while you play with yourself and once in a while give them just the slightest bit of yourself, a little lick or suck, a gentle fingering or a little slip inside. Once your playmate is gagging for you, heaving with sumptuous anticipation, begging for a pounding or a ride, then and only then is your starfish fully primed and ready for you to fuck them. By having them in the starfish position you can control their orgasms, well to a certain extent. I mean honestly after an hour or more of teasing and being unable to respond, it’s gonna take superman to stop someone from gushing all over you. But in the general scheme of things the idea is to take your time and pace the orgasms.

     Not only cute by name but also helplessly delicious in action, that is the Starfish! I have no doubt what so ever that after that SpongeBob reference there will be some of you out there going on the hunt for a Patrick the Starfish onesie. Yep I can picture it, fleshy pink vagina coloured Starfish onesie, the ones with the flaps for easy access, soft and squishy Starfish hood with googly eyes for effect, gagged and tied to the bed sweating with anticipation and heaving with desire. I’m so getting a Patrick The starfish onesie!!!



Love Lexi XXX